🍭 Scammer Candy
Loud, sweet, and scheming. This exotic packs a sugary punch with 29% THC — drippy flavor meets dirty intentions. Smoke it, then ghost ’em.
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🔒 Blocklist
Cold, cutthroat gas. 30% THC with knockout silence. Once you hit it, you’re off the radar. No texts back. Just ZZZs.
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🍪 Biscotti
Buttery smooth and gassy with 27% THC. This creamy hitter melts stress like a fresh-baked cookie — classy but deadly.
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💼 Hustle Hard
All grind, no brakes. At 28% THC, this power strain fuels focus, ambition, and savage productivity. Clock in, spark up, level up.
🌪 Cartel Gumbo
This one moves in silence but hits loud — Cartel Gumbo is a sticky, gassy powerhouse with deep purple nugs and that unmistakable gumbo funk. Expect heavy body pressure and mind fog. Perfect for late-night power-downs.
THC: 30%+
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🍬 Bubbleyum
Bubbleyum is sweet, soft, and savage. It smells like a candy store heist and tastes like sugar-coated gas. Smooth inhale, sticky exhale — couch lock comes wrapped in pink nostalgia.
THC: 28%+
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🍒 White Cherry Gelato
Luxury in every puff. White Cherry Gelato blends juicy cherry syrup with icy gelato cream, finished with a cold dusting of trichomes. Flavor-rich, smooth-burning, and euphoric — this is top-shelf dessert smoke.
THC: 29%